i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

rhapsody-tardisblue:

kanayas-quivering-member:

nerdocity:

I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.

Dear chris,

I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.

This was a mild inconvenience.

So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour. 
So i put it to you Chris.

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.

In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.

My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.

The choice is your Chris…

Stay locked out.

or drink it all.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???

excellent.

questionromanova:

sillyarms:

marththebland:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

trust:

phoal:

carpethatnatibus:

saintpattysblog:

I can’t not reblog this

Does anyone else notice the little Miranda Cosgrove in Camilla’s flowers?

oh my god, bless your soul for pointing that out. i actually laughed out loud because of a photo for once

-…but meanwhile, my future looks bright & I’m gonna graduate.I’ll go to […] “MIT”.
I got offered early admission to MIT.

hazzabo:

better-if-you-do:

foreverwholocked:

brittisadinosaur:

#the greatest cinematic feat in known history

the older I get, the gayer this begins to look

the second one

his majestic dancing and jumping in the third one

the feels are strong in this one

iguanamouth:

i read that as lions

remember who you are

babyangelcastiel:

drilltowardstheheavens:

donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”

this has a great deal of accuracy though 

#god it better not be a trilogy

idontfindyouthatinteresting:

yourpersonalpurgatory:

most of our fandoms have self destructed and are emotionally unstable like, Hannibal is the only one left

And they’re cannibals